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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #1
Get a tattoo of their mom’s face because that is just a weird thing to do especially if you never mention it and you wait until they happen to see you out or they notice it in a photo someone else...
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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #2
In keeping with its number, it should involve poop. © Lisa Hurley lisamariehurley.com
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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #3
Fake your own death. Wait until they are crying at your funeral, then jump out of the casket and yell: “In your face! You miss me and are full of regret!” Of course, in reality, this one would be...
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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #4
Forced to live out remaining days as a rectal suppository stuffed up the butt of the Staypuft Marshmallow Man. A Staypository, if you will. © Lisa Hurley lisamariehurley.com
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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #5
Consumed by a fiery personal itch that Goldbond cannot touch. © Lisa Hurley lisamariehurley.com
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A Series of Novel Imaginary Revenges, #6
Picture the person in question crying to sad music, music video-style. This one lends itself to an endless number of variations (which I will doubtlessly end up describing in time). If you need help...
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